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lyrics

Oh yeah, that's what I should've said
The jerk store's running out of you
But when the ocean called I got a little stalled
I still had some shrimp to chew
But now I've got my mind made up
Even though my friends say it won't work
I've got the perfect line and my flight's on time
I can't wait to zing this jerk

I couldn't live with myself
I've gotta see this thing through
I couldn't live with myself
If it's the last thing that I do

Jerk store's the line
I can't let it go
Jerk store's the line
Even if I'm the best seller of all time

Your cranium called, it's got some space to rent
It's not bad but it won't do
And the zoo called, too, and at 6 you're due
I had sex with your wife it's true

I couldn't live with myself
I've gotta see this thing through
I couldn't live with myself
If it's the last thing that I do

Jerk store's the line
I can't let it go
Jerk store's the line
Even if I'm the best seller of all time

Not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience
Not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience

Well the jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you
And you know it's true, yeah you know it's true

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from Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!, released May 1, 2020

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MANDELBAUMS Victoria, British Columbia

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