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TAKE IT UP A NOTCH!

by MANDELBAUMS

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1.
I got a hair on my tongue I can't get it off You know how much I hate that don't you Of course you do, you put it there Tragic clown's comin' to get you, baby That cherry scent's Binaca, baby It burns my eyes but it's worth the pain You know the story of Pagliacci Betrayed by his lover won't you tell me his name Sic Semper Tyrannis again I thought you were my friend But you think I'm a clown You put the kibosh on my deal Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you You know I've kiboshed before You know I'm gonna kibosh again And now I'm, now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you You, you, you You, you, you You, you, you You, you, you
2.
The Opposite 01:57
Every decision I have ever made In my entire life has been wrong From now on up is down Black is white Good is bad And day is night If every instinct that I have is wrong The opposite would have to be right From now on up is down Black is white Good is bad And day is night Ignore the urges to be a better man Good judgement gone I do everything I can From now on up is down Black is white Good is bad And day is night My messiah - the antichrist My desire - the world on ice My religion - think what you wanna think And do the opposite now Do the opposite now Do the opposite now Do the opposite now
3.
I'm not a business man per se Causing dissent, stirring the pot Sit at Hop Sing's tonight They call me commie They call me pinko rat They call me commie But they don't know where it's at Bland, drab, olive coloured clothing No fancy shirts Communista simpatico, el Presidente They call me commie They call me pinko rat They call me commie But they don't know where I'm at They named names Blacklisted They named names Blacklisted now Another day another dollar, makin' big bucks Money, money, money Where'd a nice boy learn such a bad word Commie, commie, commie They call me commie They call me pinko rat They call me commie But they don't know where I'm at They named names Blacklisted They named names Blacklisted now
4.
I've given this a lot of thought I'm sorry but we've got to break up I know it may come as a surprise But I, I want out I thought I had an airtight case But you refused to give up on us It's like launching missiles from a submarine Oh oh oh won't you turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Why does it seem like I'm the only one Workin' at this breakup now You say you listened but you were not convinced Oh I was rambling and flimsy And you wouldn't budge an inch oh oh oh Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Ewwww, Mr. Apple You've got a brown spot You don't know what you've got Mr. Mashed Potatoes you're so good I don't think that I'll ever stop loving you, oh no Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key Turn your key, Maura, turn your key
5.
There's something wrong with me of this I'm sure Images of her flicker in my brain I've got a feeling it ain't right But I gotta see it through 'Cause all I see are images of you And tonight I don't know who I am And tonight I don't really care 'cause tonight I've got nothing to lose Since you left me standing there And it plays over and over and over in my head I guess I'll never know What it was you saw in me I guess I'll never know What it was you could not see I've got a feeling it ain't right But I gotta see it through 'Cause all I see are images of you And tonight I don't know who I am And tonight I don't really care 'cause tonight I've got nothing to lose Since you left me standing there And it plays over and over and over in my head I guess I'll never know I guess I'll never know I guess I'll never know I guess I'll never know
6.
I’m no good for you and we both, we both know it I’ve got no excuse and we both, we both ignore it So put me in my place forget and hit erase ‘cause there’s so much more Than what’s in front of you, if only you knew You’d be out that door So don’t let me down so easy Yeah don’t let me down so easy Don’t let me down so easy I don’t deserve it You’re not coming home tonight and we both, we both know it I’m not gonna try and make it right ‘cause it wouldn’t be right and I know it So put me in my place forget and hit erase ‘cause there’s so much more Than what’s in front of you, if only you knew You’d be out that door So don’t let me down so easy Yeah don’t let me down so easy Don’t let me down so easy I don’t deserve it In a night a lot can change With the night comes the next day I only want the best for you I screwed up, I was untrue Do what you gotta do So don’t let me down so easy Yeah don’t let me down so easy Don’t let me down so easy I don’t deserve it
7.
I don't wanna live forever I don't wanna die I don't wanna be alone But I'm too tired to try And I don't know why I do what I've done I'm just lookin' out, I'm lookin' out I'm lookin' out for number one It's not true what they say Good things don't come to those who wait When things start lookin' up it's too little too late And I don't know why I do what I've done I'm just lookin' out, I'm lookin' out I'm lookin' out for number one It's not just me, it's this generation It's not just me, under sedation It's not just me, no destination It's not just me who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night You're not the only one who can't sleep at night
8.
Another day, another night Where nothing gets done and nothing ain't right Same old song and same old story Where everything's the same and it's so boring I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you Can't seem to cope, can't keep my cool I never shoulda got your name tattooed Or maybe not, but maybe it's true I never ever ever got over you I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you I can't get over, I can't get over I can't get over you
9.
I've been known to drink a beer or two But then again I've been known to do a lot of things Cigarettes, I suck 'em down like Coca-Coca-Cola I've got sneakin' suspicion, that you're a rock'n'rolla Yeah I'm hip to the scene Yeah I'm hip to your scene I've been known to drink a beer or two But then again I've been known to do a lot of things Cigarettes, I suck 'em down like Coca-Coca-Cola I've got sneakin' suspicion, that you're a rock'n'rolla Yeah I'm hip to the scene Yeah I'm hip to your whole scene Here's to feeling good all time Here's to when to cut the line Here's to common sense Here's to your decline Yeah I'm hip to the scene Yeah I'm hip to your whole scene Yeah I'm hip to the scene Yeah I'm hip to your whole scene
10.
I can't remember anything Since they took apart my brain and wiped it clean I don't know what I've done I just sit and stare at the sun Don't know how to have fun now I don't know what I'm supposed to say 'cause I don't have that part of my brain I don't know what I've done I just sit and stare at the sun Don't know how to have fun now If one and one is two Well I learn something new everyday If two and two is four Lock my key inside the door and walk away Walk away They put me on a table, knocked me out To this day I still don't know what it was all about I don't know what I've done I just sit and stare at the sun Don't know how to have fun now Somebody took something from me - lobotomy Somebody took something from me - lobotomy Somebody took something from me - lobotomy Somebody took something from me
11.
Bad seed, I'm a horrible seed I'm the worst seed you've ever seen Anna digs the bad boys, I'm in the bloodstream Got a letterman jacket from the football team I've got you in the palm of my hand You wanna know but you won't understand What I'm up to You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know Outta my way I've got a film to shoot It's called Cry, Cry Again I'm a bootlegger now, I could do hard time If I get caught I'll get five to ten I've got you in the palm of my hand You wanna know but you won't understand What I'm up to You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know You don't wanna know I'm a bad seed, I'm a bad bad man I'm a bad seed, I'm a bad bad man I'm a bad seed, I'm a bad bad man I'm a bad seed, I'm a bad bad man
12.
I can't smoke pot, I can't eat shrooms I can't hardly leave the house I go to work, I go to sleep I wake up on the couch My mind ain't what it used to be Yes that much is true My mind ain't what it used to be Something came unglued Don't want you coming 'round Don't call me on the phone Don't want you coming 'round Just wanna be alone Well I used to take two hits of LSD And be just fine But if I tried that know Well I'd surely lose my mind My mind ain't what it used to be Yes that much is true My mind ain't what it used to be Something came unglued Don't want you coming 'round Don't call me on the phone Don't want you coming 'round Just wanna be alone My mind ain't what it used to be Yes that much is true My mind ain't what it used to be Something came unglued Don't want you coming 'round Don't call me on the phone Don't want you coming 'round Just wanna be alone
13.
If things aren't adding up, start taking away She never meant that much to me anyway And I'm on my own Sittin' in the basement just-a biding my time A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine And I'm on my own When the groove becomes a rut and you can't get out Climbin' the walls 'cause you can't be without her now It's hard to make plans when you ain't got a future A part time punk and a part time loser Maybe something will change tonight Since she went away things haven't been the same My friends don't come around 'cause they say I'm lame But maybe something will change tonight When the groove becomes a rut and you can't get out And you're climbin' the walls 'cause you can't be without her now Shoot for the moon (shoot for the moon) Aim for the stars (aim for the stars) Shoot to kill Aim for the heart Shoot for the moon (shoot for the moon) Aim for the stars (aim for the stars) Shoot to kill Aim for the heart When things aren't adding up, start taking away I was never good at math and through the teeth I paid And I'm on my own Sittin' in the basement just-a writin' a tune It's 4 AM now, be 5 AM soon And I'm on my own When the groove becomes a rut and you can't get out And you're climbin' the walls 'cause you can't do without her now Shoot for the moon (shoot for the moon) Aim for the stars (aim for the stars) Shoot to kill Aim for the heart Shoot for the moon (shoot for the moon) Aim for the stars (aim for the stars) Shoot to kill Aim for the heart
14.
Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind like I lost mine Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind just give it a little time We both know it was doomed from the start So why'd you go and let me, let me Mutilate my heart Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind like I lost mine Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind just give it a little time Oh oh oh it's a shame Oh oh oh who's to blame Oh you can change your name But you can't change the name of the game Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind like I lost mine Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind just give it a little time We both know it was doomed from the start So why'd you go and let me, let me Mutilate my heart Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind like I lost mine Have you lost it yet Oh have you lost it yet Have you lost your mind just give it a little time

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The Mandlebaums "Take it up a Notch!" is the debut full length album from these Seinfeld-loving fancy boys.

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released June 19, 2015

Dylan Rysstad • guitars and vocals
Matt Dander • drums, percussion and backing vocals
Graeme Henry • bass

All songs written by Dylan Rysstad ©SOCAN 2014/2015

Produced and mixed by Dylan Rysstad at Henry Farms in Cowichan Bay February 10-12, 2015

Photography by Graeme Henry
Album layout by Bob Sakamano
Mastered by Dave Williams at Eight Floors Above

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