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Festivus Miracles (I Believe In)

from Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! by MANDELBAUMS

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As he reigned blows upon him he thought there must be a better way
The doll was destroyed but out of the ashes a new holiday was born
It's a Festivus for the rest of us
It's a Festivus for the rest of us

Gather the family around and you tell them all the ways
That they have disappointed you over the last year or two
No tree, just a pole - I find tinsel distracting
We ain't decorating shit!
Big aluminum pole
And it's scratching me right where I itch

Airing of grievances, i've got a lot on my mind, no time for lying
Feats of strength always ended up with me crying in
I believe in Festivus Miracles

When I was growing up I pretended that it didn't exist
Just a stupid holiday my father invented
I grew up but at the time I meant it
They drove my family out of Bayside, persecuted for our beliefs
Now it's a big part of who I am
No bagel, no bagel, it's take to take a stand

Airing of grievances, i've got a lot on my mind, no time for lying
Feats of strength always ended up with me crying in
I believe in Festivus Miracles

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from Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!, released May 1, 2020

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